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| 南京十怪 |
·胡思乱想 发表于 2006-12-25 13:35:00
我今个来把南京十怪，说把大家听。我讲的是南京话，听不懂就慢慢想。
一怪：残的跑的快。
残的就是残疾人车，南京人说它蛮好地。便宜，跑的还刷刮，大街小巷那块都能去。交警夹生，不给它上大街。你狠，有种你坐小轿车，我没的钱，我就坐残的。
二怪：商店大甩卖。
我们那块卖东西降价海里糊天的，原价一百，他卖二十。甩包？哄你玩的。你摸里是故的买就累堆了，原价才十五，你涩皮格儿哭去波。
三怪：报纸卖的快。
你还晓的啊，南京是六朝古都也，我们卖菜的都看报，搞得想领导似的。报纸吹的没的数了，广告多的一踏，乌儿呆鬼的哈说八道，不能跟它急了。
四怪：瞧病找电台。
那个广播哦整天就是卖医院卖药，夷怪那。不是臭他的，他那块会看病啊，摆噱头赚我们钱哎。
五怪：马路两边窄。
中间快车道死命的宽，两边慢车道窄那，呕我啊。没的事还挖沟，一刻煤气管，一刻电缆，装个拉练算活，还累啊？
六怪：房子拆得快。
今个才盖，明个马及就拆。早干吗的，拿老百姓的钱咋味啊？拆昏头了，古迹也敢拆，老祖宗的家当都败光了，还叫古城啊，少他妈8窍的东西。
七怪：能人到市外。
二胡瞎搞，把能干的都气奔的了。你来丝的一踏也叫你歇，说你犯嫌。乖乖，不干活，二报才好？吃南京饭，给别人忙，真是活B丑。
八 怪：小摊满街摆。
下岗的人多，没的办法。逮什么都卖，哪块都卖，把城管急的跳脚。怎么办那，穷人要吃饭耶。
九怪：市长换的快。
没的几年换了N个市长了，老百姓烦不了了。哪个来好好搞，我们都高兴，啊是地？
十怪：见怪已不怪。
当真南京就搞不好啦，我还不信这个邪。不看几个腐败分子狂的，自有人治他。纪律检 查委员会也不是吃素的，昨个那官还兴的一头葫子，今个就抓了，叫他作哎。谁不上路子谁找死，不要稀里马哈的。
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·已经过客(游客)发表评论于2009-11-24 22:01:40
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·biaoxian216(游客)发表评论于2009-2-18 18:24:02
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·xuhao(游客)发表评论于2008-11-9 4:18:58
离南京好久了！好想南京那味道！
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·jaz235发表评论于2008-5-17 9:47:54
字里行间,能看出地道的 南京口音,有味道.
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·gefeng11发表评论于2008-5-6 16:55:26
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·kitty0255发表评论于2008-4-4 19:27:25
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·candy(游客)发表评论于2008-3-28 9:51:34
呵呵,挺有现实意义的.
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·人(游客)发表评论于2008-3-20 20:17:35
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·zhao hai yan(游客)发表评论于2008-2-11 13:11:57
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·树皮(游客)发表评论于2008-1-11 12:23:40
离开南京两年了，有点怀念学校生活，但不喜欢南京的天气
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·青花瓷(游客)发表评论于2007-11-29 14:26:39
离来南京有一年多了,很想南京的,不过我就要回来了!我也会讲南京话的!呵呵
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·marian(游客)发表评论于2007-7-5 8:50:31
离开南京很久了，怀念南京的那味呀
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·修(游客)发表评论于2007-6-21 0:52:46
虽然只是来南京求学的学生...但是还是很喜欢南京,南京话...听起来亲切,呵呵.
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| Re:南京十怪 |
·xxx(游客)发表评论于2007-5-25 21:15:53
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